Entertainment & Music - 23 October 2007

2007-10-23 00:39:39 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like... observation and whatnot? How would they know how muskrats bust a move? Why didn't they sing doggie love? Kitty Love? Heck, Elephant love?

elephant, elephant, candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Elephant Susie, Elephant Sam
Do the jitterbug out in elephant land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like elephant love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like elephant love

La da da da da ..

2007-10-23 00:39:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i can't be the last, i posted a question for heavenssake!!!!!!!!

2007-10-23 00:39:29 · 14 answers · asked by Charvi 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 00:34:48 · 18 answers · asked by Josh 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 00:34:01 · 13 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Polls & Surveys

Giving blood., to save others lifes

2007-10-23 00:31:53 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

doctor dave sat at his desk listening to a soothing voice in his head saying dave your not the first and you won't be the last and your not married.she was single and nobody has to know what happened between you two.so wot if she was a paient .then a nagging voice pulled him right back down to earth with a bump saying DAVE YOUR A F**KING VET!star if you thought it was funny!

2007-10-23 00:31:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 00:29:02 · 27 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 00:28:32 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Since I left high school, I’ve found it very difficult to eat breakfast. I’m told so many times that it is the most important meal of the day, but I really struggle to get used to it. What about you?

2007-10-23 00:28:28 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

go on tell us ;)

2007-10-23 00:28:26 · 15 answers · asked by in any other world 1 in Polls & Surveys

What are they, and where do you live who call them that? :)

{{it made me giggle}}

2007-10-23 00:28:21 · 3 answers · asked by wolfdancer 2 in Polls & Surveys

my magic 8 ball and I shook you, what kind of advise would you give me?

2007-10-23 00:27:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees. we have 4 bird houses and loads of feeders around the garden.

2007-10-23 00:25:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

rod stewart- blondes have more fun
elton john- goodbye yellow brick road
billy joel- the stranger
the rolling stones-some girls

2007-10-23 00:24:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The journey of a thousand miles begins with ……..

2007-10-23 00:23:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just because you have nothing better to do
or you just want to say something mean
you like answering them

2007-10-23 00:23:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 00:20:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hours of sleep did you get last night?

2007-10-23 00:19:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 00:18:29 · 35 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 00:17:21 · 38 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

hitched a ride on a freight train?

2007-10-23 00:17:06 · 13 answers · asked by nickson faction 7 in Polls & Surveys

if so which ones do you play

2007-10-23 00:12:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how many junk drawers do you have in kitchen, i have 2

2007-10-23 00:10:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 00:07:39 · 11 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

Woman goes to buy a parrot.The shopkeeper tells her that the parrots are £100 ,£200 & £15.She asks whyis the last one so cheap?? "Because he used to live in a brothel" explains the shopkeeper.The woman dont mind that so she buys the £15 parrot and take him home. When she gets home and takes the cover off the parrot shouts out "f**k me a new brothel!". to this the woman finds it very funny. When her daughters get home the parrot shouts"f**k me, 2 new prozzies!" the daughters fall about the place laughing.When the father gets home and goes to see what all the comotion is all about. As he walks into the living room the parrot once again shouts out " f**k me PETE I haven't seen you for weeks!!"

2007-10-23 00:06:43 · 26 answers · asked by richy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

We have experienced this and my parents before me did. I know you can find and make everlasting friends when away from home but go away with friends and it`s not always a bed of roses. What do you think. Is it just us?

2007-10-23 00:04:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 00:02:39 · 30 answers · asked by - - 5 in Polls & Surveys