Woman goes to buy a parrot.The shopkeeper tells her that the parrots are £100 ,£200 & £15.She asks whyis the last one so cheap?? "Because he used to live in a brothel" explains the shopkeeper.The woman dont mind that so she buys the £15 parrot and take him home. When she gets home and takes the cover off the parrot shouts out "f**k me a new brothel!". to this the woman finds it very funny. When her daughters get home the parrot shouts"f**k me, 2 new prozzies!" the daughters fall about the place laughing.When the father gets home and goes to see what all the comotion is all about. As he walks into the living room the parrot once again shouts out " f**k me PETE I haven't seen you for weeks!!"
2007-10-23 00:06:43 · 26 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl great joke
2007-10-23 01:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Richy lucky it was not you the parrots was talking about hey?here have your star.xxxx
2007-10-23 05:15:10 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 9
2007-10-23 00:14:22 · answer #3 · answered by Dom, G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 00:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha .
And then a blonde went to heaven and St . Peter asked her "why do you want to get in ? " Answered she " I dyed on earth."
2007-10-23 00:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by J.SWAMY I ఇ జ స్వామి 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA Ha Lmao very funny!
2007-10-23 03:57:50 · answer #6 · answered by trish 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-10-23 00:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. Your sins will find you out (moral) even jokes have morals.
2007-10-23 00:48:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice one.
2007-10-23 00:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before but still makes me laugh lol
2007-10-23 00:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋