AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.
NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.
2007-10-23 00:44:49 · 11 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you for the laugh. Can't wait to share it with my "old" friends.
2007-10-23 00:49:23 · answer #1 · answered by ruby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be glad that she isn't trading you in for a hot 25 year old stud. Then he would be living in your 500,000 home and driving your 45,000 car and you would get that cheap apartment back!!!!! you know that 50/50 split? it's really a 90/10 after she gets done with you!
2007-10-23 07:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by Linda S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the worst part is that when you have moved to a cheap apartment with a hot 25-year old, she is free to have your 25-year old gardener inside your bedroom!
2007-10-23 22:50:21 · answer #3 · answered by boyplakwatsa.com 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your wife!!! She is great!!! You're a lucky man and it appears you know that. Go get her a bottle of wine, a dozen roses, rent a cheap hotel room, and show her you want to relive those days when nothing you had mattered compared to the love you shared!! I'm 31 and hope at her age I can be so strong!!
2007-10-23 07:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by lil_hem_n_va 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't forget your wife has to sleep with a wrinkly old man whose balls are hanging down ever closer to his knees the older he gets. Now surely she deserves to live in the big house and drive the expensive car for putting up with that
2007-10-23 07:50:00 · answer #5 · answered by faddyO 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL They really are .. they get even better at problem solving as they age! LOL
2007-10-23 07:48:45 · answer #6 · answered by treedle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SHE is being quite a sport.
2007-10-23 07:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by jittender k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha all to true.....Great One....Ken
2007-10-23 07:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by mrliteman001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY NICE ty
2007-10-23 07:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant!
2007-10-23 07:47:47 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋