*One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"**"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"**He yelled back, "**University** of **Oklahoma**."**And they say blondes are dumb...*
>>*A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."* *The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."*>>>>Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A: A rumor>>>>*A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
> >wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.**Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.**The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger Whoosh... he turned 90 !!!!!
2007-10-23 23:41:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is excellent. Thanks for sharing. lol
2007-10-24 02:10:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 23:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
poor dude turning 90
2007-10-24 00:09:19 · answer #3 · answered by matthew_charlton2004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA thats funny
2007-10-24 00:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-24 00:39:46 · answer #5 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HMMM Good
2007-10-24 00:10:37 · answer #6 · answered by Vibs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All of them are funnny.
2007-10-24 00:48:22 · answer #7 · answered by wizzbith 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-23 23:46:56 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋