Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2007

2007-10-27 22:31:40 · 16 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 22:30:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man goes to a clinic early on a Monday morning and asks to see a doctor. He appears to be in great pain, and his hands are in bandages.

The nurse looks at him sympathetically. "Arthritis, with complications?" she asks.

"No," says the man. "Do-it-yourself, with concrete blocks."

2007-10-27 22:30:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Roman Catholic, Protestant, Muslim, Born Again. etc..?

2007-10-27 22:29:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

TO LOVE
TO HATE
TO BE LOVED BY UR FAMILY
TO BE LOVED BY ALL
TO BE DISLIKED BY PEOPLE

Thanks for Answering, :))
Have a great day ahead!

2007-10-27 22:29:18 · 14 answers · asked by GodLuvsU:)) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 22:29:17 · 18 answers · asked by dotell 3 in Polls & Surveys

It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up and said, "We are living in a wicked land where sin is on every hand. I have had a terrible fight with the old devil all week."

Whereupon her husband, who was sitting glumly by her side said, "It's not all the devil's fault; she's not that easy to get along with either on some days."

2007-10-27 22:28:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot. He's always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50.

The bidding proceeds hot and heavy with someone always bidding ten dollars more than he until the parrot is finally sold to him for $1,500.

When he goes to get the bird, he asks the auctioneer, "Can the bird talk?"

The auctioneer replied, "Who do you think was bidding against you?"

EDIT* I posted this joke before. Some of you may not have seen it.

2007-10-27 22:24:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If you had to give up ONE thing what would it be ?

1. Internet and Pc's all together
2.Going out side Never going out again and cant take friends / family to your home -No one .
3. All holidays ( Christmas , halloween , easter , birthdays etc)

2007-10-27 22:20:40 · 33 answers · asked by ♀ Gσтнι¢ яσмαи¢є ♀ 6 in Polls & Surveys

A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross- examined. The lawyer thundered at him: "Have you ever been married?"

"Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once."

"Whom did you marry?"

"Well, a woman."

The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"

And the witness said meekly, "My sister did."

2007-10-27 22:20:37 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 22:19:23 · 32 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

A pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd Psalm. He noticed that one of the little boys seemed disquieted by the phrase "Surely, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life..."

"What's wrong with that, Johnny?" the pastor asked.

"Well," answered Johnny, "I understand about having goodness and mercy folowing me around. But I don't want Shirley following me around all the time. She's a gossip and a spoilsport!"

2007-10-27 22:17:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

...according to your (sad) experience??

Mind games... Power games.... whatever...

2007-10-27 22:17:18 · 32 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

Marcy walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the store's baby scale.

"Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk. "Our baby scale is broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first."

"Oh, that won't work," says Marcy.

"Why not?" asks the clerk.

"Because," she answers, "I'm not the mother - I'm the aunt."

2007-10-27 22:16:04 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 22:15:17 · 29 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7 in Polls & Surveys

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a very large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

2007-10-27 22:14:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

GO

2007-10-27 22:11:52 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

All of Broomtown was a buzz because boy-broom and girl-broom were going to get married. Everyone felt certain that the bride-broom and the groom-broom would make a lovely couple.

The night before the wedding, however, bride-broom told groom-broom that she was going to have a little wisk-broom.

"But, how can that be?" wailed groom-broom, "We haven't even swept together yet!"

2007-10-27 22:11:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 22:09:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i know i do!! it matches my personality! i love being feisty and powerful! we are the only poisonous creatures in the astrological forecast!!

2007-10-27 22:06:32 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

please answer as fast as you can - don't think - just answer - need as many answers as possible - left or right?

2007-10-27 22:03:37 · 33 answers · asked by tinny 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 22:03:19 · 2 answers · asked by Antwuan (Giants Superbowl XLVI Champs!!!) 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm trying to help stop global warming [=

thank you very much!

2007-10-27 22:01:33 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

could i take your sons trick-or-treating??
i have a glow stick for safety

2007-10-27 21:59:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 21:58:17 · 13 answers · asked by Antwuan (Giants Superbowl XLVI Champs!!!) 7 in Polls & Surveys

forget everything!!!

2007-10-27 21:54:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests."
Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas.
"I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage."
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the son-of-a-b*tch!"

2007-10-27 21:51:38 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I hope so :)

2007-10-27 21:51:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 21:51:35 · 17 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys

I can't say "your" in the question or it's in violation but I can put that in the description.
i was drinking jagar bombs last night.

2007-10-27 21:50:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys