Marcy walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the store's baby scale.
"Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk. "Our baby scale is broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first."
"Oh, that won't work," says Marcy.
"Why not?" asks the clerk.
"Because," she answers, "I'm not the mother - I'm the aunt."
2007-10-27 22:16:04 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha funny lol
2007-10-27 23:05:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-10-27 22:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 00:55:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.*.very funny.10/10.
I read this joke about a month ago and Marcy was a blonde [blonde joke],i have to say yours is better because it wont upset blonde girls.
2007-10-28 03:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit funny
2007-10-27 22:28:32 · answer #5 · answered by billie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of all your jokes in the past 20 minutes, this one is the only one that's a bit funny. just a bit. the others - nah
2007-10-27 22:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by nadanilnone 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. You forgot to mention that she was a blonde!
2007-10-27 23:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. A real good one.
2007-10-27 22:32:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-27 23:54:22 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raindrop, these are great, I thought I was funny.
2007-10-27 23:42:46 · answer #10 · answered by Regwah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋