The man approached a very beautiful woman in a very large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
2007-10-27 22:14:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, wonder it that works in reverse, pmsl
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2007-10-27 22:26:37 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Here's one for you : A man sitting at the bar drinking. After every few minutes he brings out something from his pocket, looks at it and puts back. Barman asked him, what was that. The man said, oh that's the picture of my wife. When she looks pretty, I know I am done for the night!
2007-10-27 23:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this IS funny !! I'll have to remember that the next time I'm searching for my husband down one of the supermarket aisles!!
2007-10-27 22:26:44 · answer #3 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a gud 1
sta 4 u
2007-10-28 00:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true this and funny
2007-10-27 22:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I saw the answers the guys gave. hahaha
2007-10-27 22:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-27 23:55:58 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it an 8. lol.
2016-04-10 22:39:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol man that's funny
2007-10-27 23:11:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny lol Are we really that bad?
2007-10-27 23:02:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋