Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests."
Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas.
"I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage."
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the son-of-a-b*tch!"
2007-10-27 21:51:38 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 01:04:43 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha Good old Little Johnny - he's got an answer for everything.
2007-10-28 09:20:24 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-28 04:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 07:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny lol
2007-10-28 07:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good
2007-10-28 04:59:14 · answer #6 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good punchline from Johnny. Thanks for another good joke. lol
2007-10-28 04:56:28 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-28 05:02:09 · answer #8 · answered by steve j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋