A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross- examined. The lawyer thundered at him: "Have you ever been married?"
"Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once."
"Whom did you marry?"
"Well, a woman."
The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"
And the witness said meekly, "My sister did."
2007-10-27 22:20:37 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha funny lol
2007-10-27 23:06:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-28 00:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 00:59:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a 10. lol.
2007-10-28 03:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha - certainly put that lawyer back in his box.
2007-10-28 02:24:09 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol. 10/10. brilliant,fantastic joke.
thnx for the laugh.
2007-10-28 03:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha fantastic lol.
2007-10-28 00:39:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't see that coming! Star on it's way.
2007-10-27 23:25:35 · answer #8 · answered by Maggs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA -* that was pretty funny * 10/10 !
2007-10-27 22:25:04 · answer #9 · answered by MZ--VIKKI3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-27 23:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋