Entertainment & Music - 29 October 2007

I need some good classical music with no lyrics. Any suggestions?!

2007-10-29 23:59:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

2007-10-29 23:59:39 · 29 answers · asked by George TFPGH Delux! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 23:57:24 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Would you believe...?

2007-10-29 23:55:39 · 2 answers · asked by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Blonde Betty, tired of hearing her husband complain, made an appointment with her Gynecologist. Betty explained to the doctor that her husband complains constantly that he can’t feel ANYTHING when they have sex. The doctor instructs her to put on a gown and have a seat in the examining chair with her feet in the stirrups. The doctor returns and moves into position for the exam and exclaims

“Oh my gosh gosh gosh gosh”
Looking confused, he shouts “HELLO HEllo Hello hello hello”.
He looks over the gown at the embarrassed woman and says “ECHOOO EChoo Echoo echo”.

Reaching a decision, he informs Betty of the problem and tells her what exercises to do to remedy the situation. “Take a full length mirror and place it on the floor. Stand above the mirror, naked, and do those exercises. In a few weeks you should be able to crack walnuts!”.

2007-10-29 23:53:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Could you do some of these?....
1. performing CPR on someone
2. pose as a Dept. store window mannequin for 8 hrs.
3. lick your elbow
4. jump start a vehicle battery
5. say NO to chocolate
6. tie a slipknot
7. start a rumor about yourself
8. bungee jumping
9. live in a large cardboard box ,in an alley ,for one week
10. bake a cake with a file inside it
More than one answer is cool too..=)

thanx~

2007-10-29 23:52:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Jonny in the class one day.
Teacher is talking about families, in particular, dads, and what they do at the weekends.
Teacher asked Bob about his Dad,
"Well my Dad plays cricket at the we go and watch him" says Bob.
Teacher asked David.
"Well my Dad takes us all fishing and sometimes we catch fish" says David.
Teacher asked Jonny.
"Well my dad picks up strange men and for the right money he`ll let them do anything to him" !

The teacher bends down to little Jonny and says
"Oh Jonny, you poor thing, how awful for you,is that really true"?

Quietly Jonny says " No Miss it isn`t, he really takes us to watch
Manchester United but I was too ashamed to say"!!!!!!!!!

2007-10-29 23:51:05 · 12 answers · asked by suzanne p 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-29 23:50:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...when you decide to leave the past behind...

2007-10-29 23:49:24 · 10 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

It had a similar name to flickr (i think), you could create lists of your favourite movies, actors, etc and rate movies.

2007-10-29 23:48:29 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Movies

OH YEAH!

2007-10-29 23:47:53 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 23:47:02 · 22 answers · asked by George TFPGH Delux! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 23:46:54 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Alright, I am a Cancer with Mars in Aries, and also Mars in Eighth. So it is in its own sign and house.

How would the power of Mars in that position read? How does Mars in that position effect me and in what way?

Note: I know a bit about astrology, so I'm not a newcomer to the subject. I just want to know how that would read out, because blending sign and house is somewhat hard for me at my current state of education in astrology.

2007-10-29 23:46:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Or is your avatar more attractive than you are?

2007-10-29 23:42:59 · 22 answers · asked by Sapphrodite® 5 in Polls & Surveys

This man buys a parrot and brings him home.
The parrot starts cursing the man and insulting
his wife. Finally, the man can't take it any longer
and throws the parrot into the freezer to teach him
a lesson.

The man and woman hear the parrot squalking really
loud for along time until finally it stops.
The man opens the freezer door and the parrot walks
out, looks up at them and says, "I apologize for
offending you and I humbly ask for your forgiveness."

The man says "Thanks, all is forgiven."
And the parrot says "If you don't mind me asking,
what did the frozen chicken do?"

2007-10-29 23:42:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What songs would you add and remove? As my favourite stations are Emotion 98.3, Flash FM and Wave 103, I'll concentrate my suggestions on these.
Emotion 98.3 (power ballads)
The Search is Over(Survivor) instead of Tempted(Squeeze)
Heaven by Bryan Adams instead of Wow(Kate Bush)

Flash FM(pop music)
Careless Whisper or Faith(George Michael) instead of Dancehall Days(Wang Chung)
Mad About You(belinda carlisle) instead of Japanese Boy
What You Need(INXS) replacing Falling Down the Mountain
Crazy Little Thing Called Love(Queen) instead of Call Me

Wave 103(New Wave)
Many songs should be replaced, except Pale Shelter, Atomic, Gold and Cars.
I'd suggest Karma Chameleon(Culture Club) Don't You Forget About Me(Simple Minds) & King of Pain(The Police)

Your suggestions should be songs from the 1980-1986 period, as the game is set in 1986! (1987 at the most)

Anyway, I have to admit Rockstar Games did a damn good job with this soundtrack, great to hear those 1980s songs!

2007-10-29 23:41:51 · 1 answers · asked by InExcess 2 in Polls & Surveys

This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.

"So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

2007-10-29 23:41:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-29 23:40:46 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly

Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

All Dogs Go to Hell

The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking

When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer They Say God Did It

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver

You Are Different and That’s Bad

Pop Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

Babar Meets the Taxidermist

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy’s Purse

The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead

How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School

Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear

Barney: The Prison Years

2007-10-29 23:40:35 · 9 answers · asked by br@ini@c 6 in Jokes & Riddles

insult me; there's train-tracks! ;P

2007-10-29 23:39:35 · 18 answers · asked by George TFPGH Delux! 4 in Polls & Surveys

A little girl is in her back yard diggin a hole. The little girl is balling her eyes out and
the neighbor lady comes over to see what is wrong. "What is wrong dear child,"
"my Canary died," she responds.
"I'm sorry. but why such a big hole?"
"Your damn cat ate him."

2007-10-29 23:39:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-29 23:39:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is the best way to get over it?

2007-10-29 23:38:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice. AND FINALLY At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

2007-10-29 23:38:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and WHY?

(doesn't necessarily mean the most important one, though it could)

2007-10-29 23:38:05 · 24 answers · asked by Sapphrodite® 5 in Polls & Surveys

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow.Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

2007-10-29 23:38:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

An elderlyLady called 999 to report that her car has been broken into. She hysterically explains her situation to the Operator:"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!"The Operator said, "Stay calm. A Police car is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard."She got in the back-seat!>>>>>>>>Family:Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house.One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the others, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"The 94-year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening.She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

2007-10-29 23:37:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I sure hope you water drinkers read this!!! It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feaces.In other words, we are consuming one kilo of s*it.However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk s*it than to drink water and be full of it !!

2007-10-29 23:37:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

One day we found an old straggly pussycat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, and smelled terrible. We named her "Pu*sy". We took her to the vet. The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband said,"OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks. "He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE who wanted the dirty cat NOT him. The vet calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," and my husband calls him "El-Take-O." They love to hate each other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion.The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people.A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had seen my husband arrive. He looked at my husband and in a loud voice said "Your wife's pu*sy is finally shampooed and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh I think she's pregnant.God alone knows who the father is!

2007-10-29 23:37:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles