An elderlyLady called 999 to report that her car has been broken into. She hysterically explains her situation to the Operator:"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!"The Operator said, "Stay calm. A Police car is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard."She got in the back-seat!>>>>>>>>Family:Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house.One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the others, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"The 94-year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening.She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
2007-10-29 23:37:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
angel la : a ''small'' selection from my in box
xxangelxx:no pedals or steering wheel in the back seat !!!
2007-10-30 05:27:11 · update #1
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 00:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(1952) making a music interior the Rain starring: Gene Kelly that's awesomely stable in this action picture. Storyline In 1927, Don Lockwood and Lina Lamont are a admired on-exhibit screen romantic pair. Lina, whether, blunders the on-exhibit screen romance for authentic love. Don has worked not straightforward to get the place he's at present, together with his former better half Cosmo. whilst Don and Lina's recent action picture is switched over right into a musical, Don has the appropriate voice for the songs. yet Lina - properly, regardless of the superb efforts of a diction coach, they nevertheless come to a variety to dub over her voice. Kathy Selden is delivered in, an aspiring actress, and whilst she is working on the action picture, Don falls in love along with her. Will Kathy proceed to "aspire", or will she get the wear she merits ?
2016-09-28 01:40:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. But, one of them is a repetition in just 2 days.
2007-10-29 23:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 20:15:45 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol love the last one
2007-10-29 23:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first one i dont get! sorry!
the second one i like! have a star!
2007-10-30 02:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Harmless fun........old though...where did you dig them up?
2007-10-29 23:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-10-29 23:51:02 · answer #8 · answered by NATALIE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one thanks
2007-10-30 01:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good one thanks lol ♪
2007-10-29 23:45:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋