One day we found an old straggly pussycat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, and smelled terrible. We named her "Pu*sy". We took her to the vet. The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband said,"OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks. "He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE who wanted the dirty cat NOT him. The vet calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," and my husband calls him "El-Take-O." They love to hate each other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion.The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people.A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had seen my husband arrive. He looked at my husband and in a loud voice said "Your wife's pu*sy is finally shampooed and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh I think she's pregnant.God alone knows who the father is!
2007-10-29 23:37:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellente! have a star! looks like the vet got the last word that time! lol
2007-10-30 02:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-10-30 02:34:22 · answer #2 · answered by Basil P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 20:17:47 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 00:32:59 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely brilliant, am at work and laughed so much my boss had a go at me
lol
2007-10-30 00:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good. But, very crude.
2007-10-29 23:48:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-29 23:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by NATALIE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this amused me :)
2007-10-30 00:12:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it, thanks for sharing lol
2007-10-30 01:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good one thanks lol ♪
2007-10-29 23:44:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋