I sure hope you water drinkers read this!!! It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feaces.In other words, we are consuming one kilo of s*it.However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk s*it than to drink water and be full of it !!
2007-10-29 23:37:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny lol
2007-10-30 01:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 00:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm but if you drink water atleast you keep S**t to yourself, when you drink alcohol you talk, keep spreading sh*t everywhere lol
2007-10-30 18:45:43 · answer #3 · answered by cat-octavius 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent i will take that into account the next time i get a drink! lol
2007-10-30 02:25:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew that I was smarter than the average person!! lol
2007-10-29 23:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
filter the water?
2007-10-30 00:28:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wahoo alcohol everytime!
2007-10-29 23:46:47 · answer #7 · answered by michelle b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But, don't you add the **** in your alcohol?
2007-10-29 23:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it lol.
2007-10-30 20:16:36 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me want to get drunk now
2007-10-29 23:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋