This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.
"So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
2007-10-29 23:41:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
youve excelled here young lady, this is a cracker
starred
2007-10-30 00:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-30 07:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if the man just did not ask the dog of his story, then the dog would not be able to lie!
but, leaving the dog talking and talking and bla bla bla "ing"
that is the spotlight, right?
TALKING DOG for sale, very inexpensively!
it doesn't matter if the dog's a liar as long as he could talk..
what's the use of being honest if you couldn't un4tun8ly talk?
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2007-10-30 10:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by kim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really truly did laugh out loud!
i'm sure there's a clever pun about letting sleeping dogs lie but can't think of one right now!
Thanks for the smile! U star
2007-10-30 07:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by cauliflower 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-30 08:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha class i actually laughed out loud!
2007-10-30 06:51:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG I did not see that one coming!!!
2007-10-30 06:46:23 · answer #7 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a good story, but not very funny! its mad! have a star!
2007-10-30 09:10:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-10-30 11:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a fine joke.
2007-10-30 07:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋