Blonde Betty, tired of hearing her husband complain, made an appointment with her Gynecologist. Betty explained to the doctor that her husband complains constantly that he can’t feel ANYTHING when they have sex. The doctor instructs her to put on a gown and have a seat in the examining chair with her feet in the stirrups. The doctor returns and moves into position for the exam and exclaims
“Oh my gosh gosh gosh gosh”
Looking confused, he shouts “HELLO HEllo Hello hello hello”.
He looks over the gown at the embarrassed woman and says “ECHOOO EChoo Echoo echo”.
Reaching a decision, he informs Betty of the problem and tells her what exercises to do to remedy the situation. “Take a full length mirror and place it on the floor. Stand above the mirror, naked, and do those exercises. In a few weeks you should be able to crack walnuts!”.
2007-10-29 23:53:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Happy, Betty returns how and pulls the mirror from the back of the bedroom door and puts it on the floor. She strips off her clothes, straddles the mirror, and begins the exercises.
Her husband arrives home from work early and looks puzzled at Betty. “What are you doing, dear?”
Betty informs him “My doctor gave me some exercises to do”.
Relieved, the husband replies “Oh, ok. Just be careful you don’t fall in that hole in the floor”.
2007-10-29 23:54:13 · update #1
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 00:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they shouldn't release any information that you don't want them to. However, if you're part of your parent's insurance plan and you need certain tests or medications that might have something to do with whatever you want to keep private, your parents might be able to figure it out if they're nosy enough (though most anything can be passed off as a a routine procedure or a common infection). But doctors, especially gynecologists, are totally aware of the need to be discreet, they completely understand your concerns, and from my experience, are very sympathetic. Some of the best doctors.
2016-05-26 01:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohmigosh....! cracking a joke, sharing humour! thanq!
2007-10-30 00:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that
2007-10-29 23:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by superswyguy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a gud u ll :)
2007-10-30 00:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it!
Heard it before and it still made me laugh!
Well told x
2007-10-30 00:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good joke
2007-10-30 00:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-30 00:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha this joke made me NUTS!!!!
2007-10-29 23:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe - top stuff mate...
2007-10-30 00:34:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋