Little Jonny in the class one day.
Teacher is talking about families, in particular, dads, and what they do at the weekends.
Teacher asked Bob about his Dad,
"Well my Dad plays cricket at the we go and watch him" says Bob.
Teacher asked David.
"Well my Dad takes us all fishing and sometimes we catch fish" says David.
Teacher asked Jonny.
"Well my dad picks up strange men and for the right money he`ll let them do anything to him" !
The teacher bends down to little Jonny and says
"Oh Jonny, you poor thing, how awful for you,is that really true"?
Quietly Jonny says " No Miss it isn`t, he really takes us to watch
Manchester United but I was too ashamed to say"!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-29 23:51:05 · 12 answers · asked by suzanne p 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eeeek!
Sorry to all those Man u fans out there!
LEEDS UNITED FOREVER
(no jokes plz!!!!)
2007-10-29 23:53:14 · update #1
TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
L-JOHNY: George!
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher.
2007-10-30 00:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by hemsty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 00:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 20:10:59 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im a United fan but find that hilarous!
Star!!!
2007-10-29 23:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by Greta Garbo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1 mate....
You'll Never Walk Alone!!!!
2007-10-30 00:35:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 07:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-29 23:57:41 · answer #7 · answered by ebungle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,funny.
2007-10-29 23:57:28 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....united, we stand: divided,..... good one!
2007-10-30 00:13:08 · answer #9 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, thanks for sharing lol
2007-10-30 01:24:06 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋