Entertainment & Music - 29 October 2007

2007-10-29 23:00:18 · 44 answers · asked by ausblue 7 in Polls & Surveys

question mark?

2007-10-29 23:00:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two Scousers riding along the East Lancs Road on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them.
He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave. " Hey lad" they say "gissa lift".
The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough PC Plod pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Scouse Eggs. The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look.
He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it . He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.
The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers. "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the b’sta’ds have managed to nick a motorbike already".

2007-10-29 22:59:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-29 22:59:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

... You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

... You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

... You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

... If anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this."

... You go to your family reunion looking for a date.

... Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

... You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are,"Gentlemen, start your engines."

... You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

... You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

... The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

... You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

... One of your kids was born on a pool table.

... One or more of your kids were conceived on a pool table.

... Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

... You can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.

... You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

2007-10-29 22:58:34 · 8 answers · asked by br@ini@c 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Cards Hallmark doesn't make anymore:

1. So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it’s really good pay.

2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!

3. You had your bladder removed and you’re on the mend. Here’s a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.

4. You’ve announced that you’re gay, won’t that be a laugh, when they find out you’re one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I got real snippy.

6. Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don’t fret about it, she moved in with me.

7. You totaled your car and can’t remember why. Could it have been, that whole case of Bud Dry?

2007-10-29 22:57:11 · 5 answers · asked by br@ini@c 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I've never been to a concert in my whole life and I'm going to see My Chemical Romance later on this year and I don't want anything to go wrong!I've also got standing tickets.So could anyone kindly tell me what to look out for when attending such a concert eg:
What to and what not to do?
Is shoving my way to the front a good idea?
Should I leave the concert early to queue up for meet and greet sessions?(if there are any)
What should I do if there are very tall people in front of me and I can't see a blessed thing on stage?
Should I buy merch before or after the show?
Should I sneak a camera in?
Is it dangerous?Will I break anything if I'm not careful?

That's it..anymore helpful tips are welcome!Thank you!

2007-10-29 22:56:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-10-29 22:54:23 · 19 answers · asked by man form habana 4 in Polls & Surveys

There is the celebrity interview, the happy clappy celebration of wealth, and the serious topic show. I like the serious topic show best and wish she would do more.

2007-10-29 22:52:48 · 18 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

I know i'm a little behind the times but I have just finished watching Series 8 of Red Dwarf.

After the Last Episode it says "The End" then that message is deleted and it comes up "Is it Smeg"

Was their any more Red Dwarfs made or is their anything in the pipeline?

2007-10-29 22:52:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

Its not that I hate sunny weather but I find myself always smiling and feeling more calm when it is raining...

2007-10-29 22:52:02 · 30 answers · asked by **meel** 4 in Polls & Surveys

who's better?

2007-10-29 22:51:58 · 6 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, whom they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato', and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato, either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds. Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (That's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just a...

Common Tater

2007-10-29 22:49:00 · 3 answers · asked by br@ini@c 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Can you admit it?

2007-10-29 22:46:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

..Need I say more?

2007-10-29 22:46:15 · 44 answers · asked by Autumn 2012 3 in Polls & Surveys

for example, to Camelot or visit Robin Hood.

2007-10-29 22:43:53 · 19 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 22:43:13 · 26 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys

I am Sai My parents are from Tamil Nadu but i am born and brought up in Andhra, I really want some tamil friends, I really want to talk in Tamil..... Anyone Here :)

2007-10-29 22:42:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.

A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'"

"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'"

"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."

2007-10-29 22:41:02 · 6 answers · asked by br@ini@c 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Apart from your mind

2007-10-29 22:40:43 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 22:38:55 · 23 answers · asked by Mo 7 in Polls & Surveys

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?" "I just saw one of your garters!"

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"

"I just saw both of your garters!"

Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.

"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"

2007-10-29 22:38:17 · 9 answers · asked by br@ini@c 6 in Jokes & Riddles

It's been a while no one sings for me. >_<

2007-10-29 22:35:44 · 16 answers · asked by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6 in Polls & Surveys

the tv series??

2007-10-29 22:33:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 22:31:45 · 28 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 22:30:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."

So that's what Rich did.

The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said Joe.

"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

2007-10-29 22:26:10 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

...sightseeing, eating, coffee, bars, clubbing...

2007-10-29 22:25:51 · 1 answers · asked by AM1706 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 22:24:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 22:22:22 · 14 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys