... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
... You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
... You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
... You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
... If anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this."
... You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
... Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
... You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are,"Gentlemen, start your engines."
... You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
... You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
... The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
... You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
... One of your kids was born on a pool table.
... One or more of your kids were conceived on a pool table.
... Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
... You can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
... You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
2007-10-29 22:58:34 · 8 answers · asked by br@ini@c 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Yahoo Answers wanted to stick this posting under Etiquette in the Society and Culture section. Funny!
2007-10-29 22:59:40 · update #1
another one...
you circumcised your brother by kicking your mother in the jaw
2007-10-29 23:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea E 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 07:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!!!
2007-10-30 06:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG SO FUNNY
hilarious
u r awesome
2007-10-30 06:11:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey now !! Stop talkin about me behind my back!! ROFL !!!
2007-10-30 06:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh they were great.
2007-10-30 06:01:18 · answer #6 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-10-30 06:21:27 · answer #7 · answered by B-rad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me like,,,,,, thanks
2007-10-30 06:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by KatieAnn H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋