Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."
So that's what Rich did.
The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," said Joe.
"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"
2007-10-29 22:26:10 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My kind of gift!!!
2007-10-29 23:25:38 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hopemy wife dont turn out like tht
lol
2007-10-30 05:45:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
That's a good joke! :) Not bad at all!
2007-10-30 05:29:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, 10, great joke.
2007-10-30 05:41:52 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pity for you
2007-10-30 05:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by jalal j 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha",,
cool joke, thnx for sharing~
2007-10-30 05:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by LoV_Ly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Getting better and better :)
2007-10-30 06:23:43 · answer #7 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha. nice
2007-10-30 05:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋