A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?" "I just saw one of your garters!"
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"
"I just saw both of your garters!"
Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.
"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"
2007-10-29 22:38:17 · 9 answers · asked by br@ini@c 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual
that happened during the past week. Little Little Johnny got up to read
his...
"Dad fell in the well last week - " he began
"Good heavens," shrieked the teacher. "Is he all right now?" ...
"He must be," said little Johnny. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold
cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing cold cream on you face, mommy?"
he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother. A few minutes
later, she began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?"
asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
2007-10-29 22:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by hemsty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts sooooooooo funny can som1 gimme a link to where u get these lil jonny jokes frm plz
2007-10-30 05:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Jonny has done it again, very funny
thanks for sharing.
hahaha
2007-10-30 05:46:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
where do you get these? little johnny jokes are probably the greatest ive ever seen! never get old.
2007-10-30 08:16:22 · answer #4 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-10-30 05:45:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10, hilarious. *.
Our Little Johnny is growing up.............hahaha.
2007-10-30 05:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheeee, cute
2007-10-30 05:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i love it!!!
2007-10-30 05:55:59 · answer #8 · answered by Ch!cks b4 D!cks anyday!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-10-30 05:45:31 · answer #9 · answered by B-rad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋