A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'"
"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'"
"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
2007-10-29 22:41:02 · 6 answers · asked by br@ini@c 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG. THAT IS SO FRICKEN FUNNY.
PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING. awesome joke.
nice
lol
2007-10-29 22:47:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! They both agreed XD
2007-10-30 05:46:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-10-30 05:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2007-10-30 05:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....good one....
2007-10-30 05:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-10-30 05:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by B-rad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋