Entertainment & Music - 29 October 2007

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blonde but funny?

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry . . . we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry... we still have one engine left."

A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

2007-10-29 23:36:22 · 14 answers · asked by CHUCKY 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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What made you say "OOPS!!!"?

2007-10-29 23:35:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How has your October been so far?

Do you like or dislike the month of October?

Why?

What about November?

2007-10-29 23:35:06 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Liitle Billy on .......... Maths....................?

Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father." "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the fcuking difference?" asks the father? "That's what I said!"

2007-10-29 23:33:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who sang these songs in the 60s?

Big Girls Dont Cry
Cherry Baby
Silence is Golden

Thanks

2007-10-29 23:33:13 · 7 answers · asked by rightio 6 in Other - Music

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What Hallowe'en costume will you be wearing tomorrow?

(I bet I get a lot of Jack Sparrow answers and no Paris Hiltons!)

2007-10-29 23:30:25 · 22 answers · asked by jenesuispasunnombre 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What Song Makes Ya Wanna..?

turn up that volume everytime you hear it inside the car?

2007-10-29 23:28:04 · 27 answers · asked by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How are you today?

Where you at?

What time is it?

How is your weather?

2007-10-29 23:27:13 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When your having a poo do do you?

still close the door even if nobody else is home?

2007-10-29 23:26:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what's one thing you love about your country?

2007-10-29 23:22:22 · 22 answers · asked by yin yang 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Did a top contributor ever answer your question?

2007-10-29 23:21:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you do when propositioned by a farmer and his wife?

2007-10-29 23:21:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When you feel overwhelmed of all the things you have to do......???

Do you do any of it? I just go on "strike" and do NOTHING!!

2007-10-29 23:21:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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whats your fav quote that means alot to you?

2007-10-29 23:18:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what was the last?

black and white film ever made

2007-10-29 23:15:54 · 8 answers · asked by sparky 1 in Movies

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Are you a perfectionist in all things or do you try not to be so prefect?

2007-10-29 23:14:00 · 23 answers · asked by qcyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

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have you ever been on a picnic?

2007-10-29 23:13:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what do you think is this funny?

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered
"Oh,
about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and
asked what he would have? "A martini please."

Again it was superb.? The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing NASCAR racing , the latest basketball scores, and what to
expect the Dodgers to do this week end.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool..... light beer for me, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This
time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e...
y-o-u-r...
p-e-o-p-l-e...
g-o-i-n-g...
t-o.
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e...
H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?????

2007-10-29 23:13:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What makes a man commit RAPE? Is it only with mentally deranged men? How many % of these cases come into the?

open? Men who have never had any relation with a woman...have a higher tendency to turn into rap***s? Girls kindly contribute too.

2007-10-29 23:13:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you were high, would you still ask a question on here?

2007-10-29 23:10:27 · 32 answers · asked by George TFPGH Delux! 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is it when I waited at the bus stop at Clown College a VW Bug pulled up?

2007-10-29 23:09:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does Tutankhamun's mask look like Tiger Woods eating a Cornetto?

http://www.tutankhamunlondon.com/Tutankhamun.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/golf/1/0/-/g/tiger_woods_06_target_5.jpg

http://www.eskimo-business.at/vp72/art/kleinpackungen/cornetto.jpg

2007-10-29 23:09:17 · 9 answers · asked by Sherlock 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What you never had , you never miss! Poppycock or what?

It is breaking a commandment but i sure would like to be rich and have more than i`ve got. You can`t live on love forever. ...... That is only my opinion for what it`s worth. Please share your opinion with the in crowd.

2007-10-29 23:08:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is better Bacon or Sausage?

2007-10-29 23:07:23 · 22 answers · asked by Mo 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Yet another Tuesday smiler....?

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Merseyside, Liverpool. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. The Merseyside Regional Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Thievin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues.
The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area. Police are confident that anyone who looks like Workin will be very easy to spot in the community

2007-10-29 23:03:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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