2007-10-29 23:21:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
*bending over for TBM*
goodmorning love
2007-10-29 23:26:06 · update #1
Yew come in off our front porch after Granny has spiked yore lemonade!
2007-10-30 15:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really depends on how good they look and smell. LOL Heck, if they have not taken a bath in a week or more, I'll fly over their fence in my hurry to get the flock outta there.
But since I am not really into guys and don't want to bonk a married woman, I would politely decline and edge on outta there.
2007-10-30 10:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you're the wife...I take a roll in the hay while a farmer tugs at his beard with that crazy look in his eyes.
Sorry to bring you into it. Ok, really I'm not.
2007-10-30 06:26:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give them a personal hygiene travel pack, monogrammed of course, and then I'm on my way politely. Last thing I'm gonna do is get caught up with some sick old people who for all I know may be killing people in their basement and making real "human sausage" out of them!
2007-10-30 08:29:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, if they looked like that old, demented couple from the famous painting, I'd quickly head for the hills, without turning back!
2007-10-30 10:20:39 · answer #5 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she's cute, I wouldn't mind bending her over in the hay and giving her some Southern sausage.
Her husband can watch.
2007-10-30 08:52:09 · answer #6 · answered by roch_ny_guy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That would make for an interesting episode of Green Acres.
2007-10-30 13:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it happens to me all the time i charge double for starters and i bring Amy to take over when i get tired.....the farmers wife is a whole lot stronger than you think and it makes for an interesting sexual conquest
2007-10-30 08:07:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Deos a meal at the front porch sounds too good to resist????
2007-10-30 07:20:24 · answer #9 · answered by Freeman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make it a tag team match .... Your Partner will be The Donald ...... he'll talk so much everyone will lose the mood.
2007-10-30 15:32:35 · answer #10 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋