Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry . . . we can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry... we still have one engine left."
A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
2007-10-29 23:36:22 · 14 answers · asked by CHUCKY 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha. That was funny. I normally feel a bit hurt by blonde jokes that are mean =( because I'm blonde. Haha. But I thought this one was pretty funny. It made me laugh.
=D
2007-10-29 23:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by Your Mother. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 00:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 20:18:35 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-10-29 23:40:20 · answer #4 · answered by rendezvous_rama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious good joke
2007-10-29 23:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ans. is we are close to heaven and we shall stay in heaven forever!
2007-10-29 23:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by secret society 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with all d respect 4 blondes.....but blonde jokes r so funny!!! LOL
2007-10-30 02:54:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 07:43:42 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There cannot be a better joke than this. Thank you.
2007-10-29 23:45:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-10-29 23:40:01 · answer #10 · answered by digger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋