A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot. He's always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50.
The bidding proceeds hot and heavy with someone always bidding ten dollars more than he until the parrot is finally sold to him for $1,500.
When he goes to get the bird, he asks the auctioneer, "Can the bird talk?"
The auctioneer replied, "Who do you think was bidding against you?"
EDIT* I posted this joke before. Some of you may not have seen it.
2007-10-27 22:24:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha funny lol
2007-10-27 23:06:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love parrot jokes too, good stuff. The joke is on the parrot
though, as the gentlemen could no longer afford to bid, on the
bigger cage, quality seed, or state of the art bird bath. Not to
mention, the companion he had planed to buy, the female,
with the beautiful plumage. Well nail me to the pearch
2007-10-28 06:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by Regwah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-28 06:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol, love parrot jokes
2007-10-28 05:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 07:44:03 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, to me it was funny.
The parot just wanted to be worth something.
Has anyone thought of the real meaning?
Laughs have meanings too.
2007-10-28 05:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that good, sorry. I liked the nun one i seen yesterday though (see stuff i've answered to find it, its funny).
2007-10-28 15:14:37 · answer #7 · answered by Ahpro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen it the first time. Still makes me laugh.
2007-10-28 05:29:35 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, funny.
2007-10-28 08:47:57 · answer #9 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that bird is going to work that money off
2007-10-28 05:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋