A pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd Psalm. He noticed that one of the little boys seemed disquieted by the phrase "Surely, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life..."
"What's wrong with that, Johnny?" the pastor asked.
"Well," answered Johnny, "I understand about having goodness and mercy folowing me around. But I don't want Shirley following me around all the time. She's a gossip and a spoilsport!"
2007-10-27 22:17:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh Raindrops.!!!
2007-10-28 09:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
2007-10-28 06:40:36 · answer #2 · answered by Regwah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2007-10-28 06:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-28 05:21:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up
2007-10-28 06:48:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 07:52:16 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one.
2007-10-28 05:35:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 06:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad you're "sharon) the shirley. lol.
2007-10-28 10:54:39 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, don't you just love little johnny, pmsl
star time
xxxxxxxx
2007-10-28 06:06:04 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋