Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2007

i have weird and vivid dreams

2007-10-27 19:44:36 · 11 answers · asked by guitar_lady81 4 in Horoscopes

WHY?

2007-10-27 19:43:56 · 30 answers · asked by I SAID SO 3 in Polls & Surveys

Three guys enter a restarant, look around, pull down their p*nts and start be*ting off.

Frantically the manager rushes up to them and says,"We do not tolorate such lude behavior."

Puzzled the one guy resonds, "We were only obeying the sign."

The manager asks "what sign."

"The one that says FIRST COME FIRST SERVE."

2007-10-27 19:43:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 19:43:38 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a) In the past
b) Right here, right now
c) You're still searching
d) (Your own answer)

2007-10-27 19:42:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm going to say Caligula - totally caught me off guard.

2007-10-27 19:41:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who was the first band you ever saw live?

Oh, and..
Do you have any advice on what I should and shouldn't do at one?
I'm going to my first one ever on Wednesday :P

2007-10-27 19:41:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was a father a mother and their three sons. It was Thanksgiving day, so the father went out with his bee-bee gun to the farm to shoot a turkey.

He loaded his bb gun with 3 bb's and went out and shot a turkey, and brought it home. His wife cooked the turkey and it was time to eat.

Shortly after they started eating the first boy jumps up and says mom can I please be excused, and his mother said sure go ahead the family resumes eating 2 minutes later the boy came down screaming "MOMMIE MOMMIE I WAS PE*ING AND A BEE-BEE CAME OUT!!", so the mother consoles him and says its ok honey, it happens, don't worry you'll be ok."

About 5 minutes later the 2nd boy jumps up and says mom can I be excused and the mother says sure. Shortly after that he comes running downstairs screaming "MOMMIE MOMMIE, I WAS PE*ING AND A BEE-BEE CAME OUT!!!!!!" His mother said don't worry just like it told your brother its ok."

2007-10-27 19:41:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know I would be sleeping so, G-NITE!

2007-10-27 19:40:19 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and you feel like you have no one to turn to, how do you deal with it?

2007-10-27 19:38:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 19:38:50 · 8 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys

A guy walks into a bar and sees a hooker at a table, so he walks over to her and says, how much is it for a h*nd job?

She says 10 dollars so he said well that's a lot of money but okay how much have you made off of h*nd jobs she said you see all those cars out there I bought all those with the money I've made from h*nd jobs. so they go out to his truck and she gives him the best h*nd job of his life.

Then he decides he wants a bl*w job and asked her how much it was and she said $25 and he said how much have you made off of bl*w jobs she said you see this bar I bought it with all of the money I've made from bl*w jobs.

So he said ok ok and she gave him the best bl*w job of his life. Then he decided to get daring and ask how much it was for p**sy and she said you see all those sky scrapers over there that's what I would own if I had a p**sy.

2007-10-27 19:38:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

For me; my dogs face. Mouth open, tongue out, dead asleep.

2007-10-27 19:37:54 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There are three old ladies and they all dis at the same time. They go up to the gates of heaven and the man at the gate sad that there was only one rule, dont step on any ducks. The ladies said okay and they walked into heaven.

Once they were through the gate, they saw what the guy meant, There were ducks everywhere. So after a few days, the first lady steps on a duck, the man from the gate poofs up with the ugliest, grimest, guy ever. They had to be chained together for eternity. The two poofed off.

The two ladies were really careful now. After a few months, the second lady steps on a duck. The man poofes up with an even uglier and grimier man. They poofed off, chained together for eternity.

It had been a year and the last lady hadnt stepped on a duck but the man poofed up with a gorgeous man. She was chained to him for eternity. She said to the gorgeous man, "What did I do to deseve this?"

The man said, "I dont know but, I stepped on a duck."

Funny?

2007-10-27 19:36:05 · 24 answers · asked by TinyDancer 1 in Jokes & Riddles

or do you get annoyed with them fast?

2007-10-27 19:34:28 · 29 answers · asked by Misused 3 in Polls & Surveys

personally, i've been in four. only one where i was the driver.

what about you?

2007-10-27 19:32:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anyone??

2007-10-27 19:31:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-10-27 19:30:58 · 15 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

all over me...do you think it's possible? Or is it just my halloween mind playing tricks on me?

2007-10-27 19:30:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 19:30:37 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in your home?

2007-10-27 19:30:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mind of a girl is pure......because they change is frequently.

2007-10-27 19:29:40 · 10 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 19:28:47 · 11 answers · asked by ~§ Little Wing §~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 19:27:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and for what and where I know none of my business but just askin'?

2007-10-27 19:27:14 · 15 answers · asked by I SAID SO 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 19:27:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 19:27:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 19:24:34 · 46 answers · asked by LuckY GirL 4 in Polls & Surveys

does it makes you feel like a monster?

2007-10-27 19:24:25 · 9 answers · asked by noreagared 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 19:23:24 · 24 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys