Three guys enter a restarant, look around, pull down their p*nts and start be*ting off.
Frantically the manager rushes up to them and says,"We do not tolorate such lude behavior."
Puzzled the one guy resonds, "We were only obeying the sign."
The manager asks "what sign."
"The one that says FIRST COME FIRST SERVE."
2007-10-27 19:43:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are in top form this morning. That extra hour helped you. hahaha
2007-10-27 21:05:50 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AArgh!, Okay, just for that--
The blonde was in court, charged with public indecency; specifically, urinating on the floor in a public building.
"Well, young lady, what do you have to say in your defense?" asked the judge.
"Your honor, I was just following the instructions on the sign."
"What sign was that??"
"The one that said, 'Wet Floor.'"
2007-10-28 04:51:58 · answer #2 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheers mate
2007-10-28 03:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb never heard that one lmao, star 4 u
2007-10-28 03:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shall have to try that one day ha ha ha V good
2007-10-28 02:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 07:06:22 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-10-28 03:48:49 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-28 02:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
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very funny
2007-10-28 03:05:37 · answer #9 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew
2007-10-28 03:04:51 · answer #10 · answered by Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋