A guy walks into a bar and sees a hooker at a table, so he walks over to her and says, how much is it for a h*nd job?
She says 10 dollars so he said well that's a lot of money but okay how much have you made off of h*nd jobs she said you see all those cars out there I bought all those with the money I've made from h*nd jobs. so they go out to his truck and she gives him the best h*nd job of his life.
Then he decides he wants a bl*w job and asked her how much it was and she said $25 and he said how much have you made off of bl*w jobs she said you see this bar I bought it with all of the money I've made from bl*w jobs.
So he said ok ok and she gave him the best bl*w job of his life. Then he decided to get daring and ask how much it was for p**sy and she said you see all those sky scrapers over there that's what I would own if I had a p**sy.
2007-10-27 19:38:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one for a sunday morning ha ha ha
2007-10-27 19:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank good 1
2007-10-28 03:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one for an early Sunday morning. lol
2007-10-28 03:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-28 02:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao what an ending hahaha.
2007-10-28 03:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol
2007-10-28 02:47:55 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 07:09:30 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good funny
2007-10-28 03:52:39 · answer #8 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao yes it was funny trying not to lol people are still asleep
2007-10-28 02:43:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are in a great mood this morning. hahaha
2007-10-28 03:47:32 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋