There was a father a mother and their three sons. It was Thanksgiving day, so the father went out with his bee-bee gun to the farm to shoot a turkey.
He loaded his bb gun with 3 bb's and went out and shot a turkey, and brought it home. His wife cooked the turkey and it was time to eat.
Shortly after they started eating the first boy jumps up and says mom can I please be excused, and his mother said sure go ahead the family resumes eating 2 minutes later the boy came down screaming "MOMMIE MOMMIE I WAS PE*ING AND A BEE-BEE CAME OUT!!", so the mother consoles him and says its ok honey, it happens, don't worry you'll be ok."
About 5 minutes later the 2nd boy jumps up and says mom can I be excused and the mother says sure. Shortly after that he comes running downstairs screaming "MOMMIE MOMMIE, I WAS PE*ING AND A BEE-BEE CAME OUT!!!!!!" His mother said don't worry just like it told your brother its ok."
2007-10-27 19:41:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Next the third boy says mom can I please be excused she says sure so he leaves and goes upstairs and a little later he came running downstairs screaming "MOMMIE MOMMIE" but before he could finish his mom interrupted and said "Let me guess, you were pe*ing and a bee-bee came out??"
He says, "No, I was j**king off and I shot the dog."
2007-10-27 19:41:41 · update #1
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is a good joke Chris.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-28 09:03:41 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I understand what j**king off means, which I think I do, then yes it's funny. Kind of.
My brother would probably think it's hilarious.
2007-10-28 03:33:58 · answer #2 · answered by this website is pointless 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha V good have a star
2007-10-28 02:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a bit on the raunchy side , but I thought it was kind of cute.
2007-10-28 03:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by Su-Nami 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a story my dad's family would have!
That was great.
2007-10-28 09:58:25 · answer #5 · answered by DSNYRN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good mate cheers
2007-10-28 03:50:53 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha very funny.
2007-10-28 03:53:08 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 07:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm i feel like turkey now
2007-10-28 04:24:34 · answer #9 · answered by x_ROCKstar_x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent mate, pmsl
starred
2007-10-28 07:16:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋