There are three old ladies and they all dis at the same time. They go up to the gates of heaven and the man at the gate sad that there was only one rule, dont step on any ducks. The ladies said okay and they walked into heaven.
Once they were through the gate, they saw what the guy meant, There were ducks everywhere. So after a few days, the first lady steps on a duck, the man from the gate poofs up with the ugliest, grimest, guy ever. They had to be chained together for eternity. The two poofed off.
The two ladies were really careful now. After a few months, the second lady steps on a duck. The man poofes up with an even uglier and grimier man. They poofed off, chained together for eternity.
It had been a year and the last lady hadnt stepped on a duck but the man poofed up with a gorgeous man. She was chained to him for eternity. She said to the gorgeous man, "What did I do to deseve this?"
The man said, "I dont know but, I stepped on a duck."
Funny?
2007-10-27 19:36:05 · 24 answers · asked by TinyDancer 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes.
but not hilarious.
:)
2007-10-27 19:39:03 · answer #1 · answered by Wicked Aliens 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke, even if a little corny. Tell it at your next party, it'll get a chuckle.
2007-10-28 02:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes clever and funny.
2007-10-28 02:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by Salami 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
thats ace.
2007-10-28 02:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by (: 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
2007-10-28 02:39:09 · answer #5 · answered by the Boss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow was that funny.!!!!!
That was hilarious with a capital H
have you got any more like that??
I hope so
2007-10-28 03:45:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
long but funny
2007-10-28 02:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by San Diego Art Nut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-10-28 02:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by Court 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-28 02:49:06 · answer #9 · answered by Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-10-28 02:39:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋