1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.AND FINALLY:IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
2007-10-28 23:59:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry pips,this one gone out 5 times!!! I think I either clicked the wrong button ....or the YA thought police are at it again,will try again tomorrow.
2007-10-29 00:31:37 · update #1
Hah haha lol! ♥
Even funnier the 5th time!
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2007-10-29 11:27:10 · answer #1 · answered by The Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-29 00:10:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-10-29 02:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-29 00:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-29 00:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny but dont post it 4 times!
2007-10-29 00:02:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 10:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-29 00:11:12 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it has been posted a few times now. Thanks for the joke.
2007-10-29 00:07:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you keep posting this??
2007-10-29 00:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋