It was Career day at school. The teacher asked the children in the class to come up in turn and tell the rest of the class what their father does for a living and spell it. The first little girl came up and said
"My Dad is a Baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he was here right now he would give us all a cookie" "Very good Susie" replied the teacher. The teacher called on Sammy next
"My dad is a Banker, b -a -n -k -e -r, and if he were here right now he would give all of us a quarter!" "Very good!" replied the teacher. Next the teacher called on Peter. Peter stood in front of the class and said
"My Dad is an electrician, e-l-c-k-i...I give up!" The teacher noticed little Johnny in the back squirming in his chair saying "pick me! pick me!" so she reluctantly called on him. Little Johnny stood up and said
" My Dad is a Bookie, b- o- o- k- i- e, and if he were here right now he would lay us all 10-to-1 odds that Peter will never spell electrician!"
2007-11-01 23:46:59 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes you gave me another smile.
2007-11-01 23:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 23:50:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, poor Peter
2007-11-02 00:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10.
2007-11-01 23:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! i hope i met little johnnys dad
2007-11-01 23:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by Undertaker rules (OS) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-02 00:55:32 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 07:28:15 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but its still funny, hava star =)
2007-11-02 00:03:52 · answer #8 · answered by cooper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, good joke
2007-11-02 00:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by chaitra s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice like it.lol
2007-11-02 00:03:18 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋