Entertainment & Music - 1 November 2007

In the song, the prisoner takes the dog out every day. I think it's a coon dog. My daughter and I have searched every source we can think of and have come up with nothing. I know someone out there knows this song.

2007-11-01 23:10:40 · 8 answers · asked by bkndhrtd 1 in Drama

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Lightbulb funny or not?

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two! The tricks getting them in there!

2007-11-01 23:10:24 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Fred Phelps Kane poltergeist?

I have figured out who that demon Fred Phelps from that off the wall church reminds me of.
That preacher from poltergeist.

I think we should all ban together and sue the pants off everyone of them. Theyare against everything peaceful.

Phelps
http://mysite.verizon.net/sportinlife/postimages/fred.jpg

poltergeist guy
http://www.hollywood-north.net/jbeck.jpg

What do you think ? Un canny huh. Am I seeing things?

2007-11-01 23:08:20 · 3 answers · asked by momof3 6 in Polls & Surveys

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The difference between men and women?

Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell us how wonderful we are. Women have their faults. Men have only two: Everything they say; Everything they do. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

The Style Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.

2007-11-01 23:06:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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i'm i the only one who thinks putting up the christmas tree is a pain in the backside?

2007-11-01 23:05:54 · 12 answers · asked by Alicia 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Did you enjoy your childhood?

it is a VERY deciding factor in how we carry on with the rest of our lives do you agree?

how come?

2007-11-01 23:05:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what exactly attracts a girl towards a boy?

2007-11-01 23:04:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When do you know it's over? When do you finally just move on? Now?

2007-11-01 23:02:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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yahoo and google are going to get married ? will u come in the party?

2007-11-01 23:02:37 · 16 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

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thinking about you joke, is it good?

here's a lil joke i came up with, want you guys opinions if its good. maybe it should be told in a different way.

i've been down with the flu recently. lots of sneezing especially. now there's a saying ppl sneeze when others thing abt em. so looks like i found the reason how come on so sick.

another joke:
the 40 year old virgin dies and goes to heaven. now coz he died a virgin he thinks gods got something special for him. he sees virgin mary and goes and stands nex to her. she asks him why are u standing next to me, he says well ur a virgin right. i'm one too. then virgin mary bursts out laughing. the guy looks at good and asks she's a virgin right. god replies to him, 'u really believed that' and bursts out laughing too

2007-11-01 23:00:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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are you crazy?

if so, prove it.

2007-11-01 22:59:59 · 21 answers · asked by .::Annie::Oakley::. 4 in Polls & Surveys

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what are syncopated kicks?

2007-11-01 22:57:39 · 1 answers · asked by reno 2 in Other - Music

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Would you rather be passionate and intense and live to 55, or dull and uninspired and live to 80?

2007-11-01 22:54:42 · 15 answers · asked by Amber 1 in Polls & Surveys

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do you get hate e-mail?

for questions you ask or for answers you give? (and you're not even being rude)

2007-11-01 22:53:25 · 25 answers · asked by frostbite 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the strangest thing you've found buried under a piece of your furniture?

I found a dead mouse in a mouse trap under my computer desk earlier this morning, besides dust bunnies and paper etc.
Heck knows how long this mouse corpse had been under my desk for.
*shudders not at the thought of mice but at the thought of the corpse*

2007-11-01 22:51:20 · 12 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Polls & Surveys

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what feelings you have for your parents?

2007-11-01 22:50:11 · 32 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

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do you still or ever Jam to Bob Marley?

istill do!

2007-11-01 22:50:10 · 12 answers · asked by myangel_101211 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Salesman, funny or not?

A young lady had just emerged from a hot bath when the
doorbell rang. Dripping wet, she ran to the door and
called out, 'I can't let you in - Iv'e just got out the bath.'
'That's all right, lady,' said a voice from the other side of
the door, 'I'm a blind salesman.'
'All right, then,' said the young lady and she opened the
door.
'Thanks,' said the man. 'Where shall i put the blinds?'

2007-11-01 22:47:19 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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have you ever fallen into a booby trap?

2007-11-01 22:47:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Lots of love from Newcastle?

The Fahrenheit Temperature Scale
50 degrees :Southerners turn on their heating. People in Newcastle plant their gardens.40 degrees : Southerners shiver uncontrollably. People in Newcastle sunbathe.35 degrees : Southern cars will not start. People in Newcastle drive with the windows open. 20 degrees :Southerners wear coats, gloves and wool hats. People in Newcastle throw on a T-shirt. (Girls wear mini-skirts).15 degrees : Southerners begin to evacuate. People in Newcastle go swimming in the North Sea.0 degrees : Southern landlords turn up the heat. People in Newcastle have the last barbecue before it gets cold. -10 degrees:Southerners cease to exist. People in Newcastle throw on a lightweight jacket. -80 degrees: Polar bears wonder if it’s worth it. Boy scouts in Newcastle start wearing long trousers. -100 degrees: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Newcastle put on their long johns.
-173 degrees: Alcohol freezes. People in Newcastle become frustrated because pubs are shut

2007-11-01 22:45:49 · 11 answers · asked by megawale 2 in Jokes & Riddles