The Fahrenheit Temperature Scale
50 degrees :Southerners turn on their heating. People in Newcastle plant their gardens.40 degrees : Southerners shiver uncontrollably. People in Newcastle sunbathe.35 degrees : Southern cars will not start. People in Newcastle drive with the windows open. 20 degrees :Southerners wear coats, gloves and wool hats. People in Newcastle throw on a T-shirt. (Girls wear mini-skirts).15 degrees : Southerners begin to evacuate. People in Newcastle go swimming in the North Sea.0 degrees : Southern landlords turn up the heat. People in Newcastle have the last barbecue before it gets cold. -10 degrees:Southerners cease to exist. People in Newcastle throw on a lightweight jacket. -80 degrees: Polar bears wonder if it’s worth it. Boy scouts in Newcastle start wearing long trousers. -100 degrees: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Newcastle put on their long johns.
-173 degrees: Alcohol freezes. People in Newcastle become frustrated because pubs are shut
2007-11-01 22:45:49 · 11 answers · asked by megawale 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
-297 degrees: Microbial life starts to disappear. The cows on Newcastle Town Moor complain of vets with cold hands. -460 degrees: All atomic motion stops. People in Newcastle start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands. -500 degrees: Hell freezes over. Sunderland qualify for Europe
2007-11-01 22:46:23 · update #1
Very funny, I wonder what it is with us north east girls and skirts? I am very patriotic by the way
2007-11-02 03:44:13 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Linz 2Boys Due A Girl 23/07/10♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
funny
10/10
2007-11-03 02:04:57 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh we Geordies are sooo tough - I like it, so true.
been known to be in newcastle in a miniskirt and cropped top, and an umbrella cause it is snowing - lol
2007-11-02 06:06:40 · answer #3 · answered by Kerry K 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-02 06:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clever 10/10
2007-11-02 11:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by mal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Howay the lads - Toon Army!!!
2007-11-02 05:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by Blokheed 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good but i am a southerner
2007-11-02 08:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! hell yeah i like the gordies!!! bit like us scots!!!
2007-11-02 06:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by dom c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-11-02 08:00:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
innovative.
2007-11-02 06:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋