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here's a lil joke i came up with, want you guys opinions if its good. maybe it should be told in a different way.

i've been down with the flu recently. lots of sneezing especially. now there's a saying ppl sneeze when others thing abt em. so looks like i found the reason how come on so sick.

another joke:
the 40 year old virgin dies and goes to heaven. now coz he died a virgin he thinks gods got something special for him. he sees virgin mary and goes and stands nex to her. she asks him why are u standing next to me, he says well ur a virgin right. i'm one too. then virgin mary bursts out laughing. the guy looks at good and asks she's a virgin right. god replies to him, 'u really believed that' and bursts out laughing too

2007-11-01 23:00:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

funny a little....but i should give u a star 4 working hard

2007-11-01 23:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Actually Mary had other children with her husband Joseph so no she would not have gone to heaven a virgin

2007-11-02 06:47:32 · answer #2 · answered by B-Man 3 · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-02 06:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

first one funny

2007-11-02 06:05:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL!!!LOL!!!!THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!! :-D!!!!!!!!!!LMAO

2007-11-02 08:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by daydreamer_qt 3 · 0 1

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