An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horsefly kept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it. It was far out of reach.
A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak. "Oh, thank you!" said the elephant. "My, pleasure ma'am." said the sparrow. "Listen, Mr. Sparrow, if there's anything I can ever do for you, don't hesitate to ask."
The sparrow said, "Well, all my life I wondered how it would feel to f**k an elephant." "Be my guest!", said the elephant.
So the sparrow flew behind the elephant and started f**king. In the trees above, a monkey in the tree saw this and became very excited. He started to masturbate, shaking a coconut loose and it fell from the tree, hitting the elephant on the head. "OUCH!", said the elephant.
Then sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am I hurting you, dear?"
2007-11-01 23:30:12 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Didn't expect that one!!!
2007-11-01 23:35:15 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-02 06:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you gave me a smile.
2007-11-02 06:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 14:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-02 11:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-02 07:31:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!!!YOU ARE N A ROLL!!!!
2007-11-02 07:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by daydreamer_qt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-02 06:38:33 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny.
2007-11-02 08:49:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it.lol
2007-11-02 07:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋