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Two friends meet in the street. The one lad looked forlorn and almost on the verge of tears. The other man asked, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?"

The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."
"That's not bad."
"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."
"I'd like that."
"Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a million."
"The how come you look so glum?"
"And this week - nothing!"

2007-11-01 23:36:00 · 34 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

34 answers

OMG!!!

hahahaha. star!

2007-11-01 23:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tsarey 6 · 0 0

It's not bad...but the build-up in this type of joke would usually lead to something funnier or darker.

For example: "And this week - I was convicted of poisoning all of them and will be executed tomorrow."

2007-11-01 23:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by redfelipe 3 · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-01 23:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Yes it's funny but it seems like a joke only a few people find funny.

2007-11-01 23:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by ChameleonGirl 4 · 0 0

Funny in the scary way that it sums up humanity quite nicely.

2007-11-01 23:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by Orinoco 3 · 2 0

id say not. thats just a selfish guy. that kinda irritates me. people who are handed the world, and beg for more. (....im probably a hypocrite.)

2007-11-01 23:39:30 · answer #6 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0 0

not funny i didnt get it probs coz i neva read it lyk bt i dnt think it looked funny bad joke man.

2007-11-01 23:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not really
It might just be me
but the punchline isn't that clear...

2007-11-01 23:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Clever more than funny

2007-11-01 23:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by B-Man 3 · 1 0

Nope, bored me I'm afraid

2007-11-01 23:38:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes it's funny!

2007-11-01 23:39:09 · answer #11 · answered by a_phantoms_rose 7 · 0 0

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