Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2007

See what 50 years will do:


Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

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Scenario: Jason won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1956 - Jason sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.

2006 - Jason given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jason has a disability.

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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

2007-10-30 09:33:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

haha let me start by saying
thats super low to delete me from your friends over some dumb ****.



but i didnt message you so stir are fight up some more
so let me start with what i really wanted to say


this is the most stupidest fight i have ever been in like really
i have never seen someone get so pissed about people saying that someone thinks that are going out with someone
like really i think you took this way to far
and another thing to talk **** to one of my bestfriends is even more messed up becuase of course im goin gto find out somehow maybe not from her but whatever...



i dont want to be your friend and i dont want to talk to you
but i dont want to be in a dumb *** fight with someone that means **** to me
so im just going to say
that im sorry for hurting the ounce of feelings that you have
by saying that you thought that you were going out with derek haha
witch by the way you did think that you guys were going out because you even told me soo.... yea
whatever...
so im sorry for saying what i said
and the only reason i am ding this is to show you how to handle and a fight in a mature way not to go talk **** agiain to make it worse
soo...
you dont have to write back
haha
im not really even expecting it
but it would be super nice if you
did
haha
:]]]]


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2007-10-30 09:33:42 · 4 answers · asked by It hurts 1 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is definitely bent & tarnished! Those devil horns made their way through years ago ;o) LOL!!

2007-10-30 09:33:33 · 16 answers · asked by ♫brokenangel♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 09:32:26 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No," says the cop.
"What about all these other cars?"
"They didn't ask!"

2007-10-30 09:32:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-30 09:32:18 · 41 answers · asked by ° undiminished ° 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm throwing a birthday party with a mashed potato bar. (you know you put mashed potatoes in a fancy stemware glass and then add you favorite toppings)

What toppings would you want?

2007-10-30 09:32:12 · 13 answers · asked by Too Much!! 5 in Polls & Surveys

Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
Udder disaster!

What did the one tornado say to the other?
Let’s twist again like we did last summer.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
You make my temperature rise.

What happens when fog lifts in California?
UCLA!

What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.

What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
My plop is bigger than your plop.

Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.

What did the tornado say to the other tornado?
You turn me on!

What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

Foul (fowl) weather.

2007-10-30 09:30:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-30 09:30:49 · 9 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 09:29:48 · 24 answers · asked by Raven Wing 2 in Polls & Surveys

would you tell him/her on the Maury Pvich Show? lol

2007-10-30 09:29:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I asked "Look deep into my crystal ball what do you see?"

2007-10-30 09:28:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 09:28:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 09:27:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 09:27:14 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i dont care what you people say i just want to know if she look hot

http://z.about.com/d/randb/1/0/T/5/-/-/AliciaKeys.jpg

2007-10-30 09:26:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Q: How many divorce lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 3 - one to argue for the rights of the old lightbulb, one to argue for the rights of the new lightbulb, and one to argue for the rights of the light socket.

Q: How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light
bulb?

A: None. They're supposed to keep the President in the dark.

Q. How many Massage Therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, but they have to have candles and soft music to do it.

Q. How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None. They'd rather curse the darkness.

Q: How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sod you! That's the electrician's job.

2007-10-30 09:26:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is the year, make, model and color....and do you like it ?

I have a 2000, Ford Mustang, Electric Green, and I love it....just got it 4 months or so ago....sweet car....

What about you?

2007-10-30 09:25:34 · 20 answers · asked by CJS GuitarMan 3 in Polls & Surveys

this is in my inbox and I have never recieved one in spanigh before I am leary to open it....Yahoo! Answers Yahoo! Answers: Hai ricevuto un messaggio da un altro utente!

2007-10-30 09:25:29 · 1 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 09:24:42 · 25 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

How come that coward never came out to scratch anyone up like she was suppose to? I'm only kidding, I'm still scared of mirrors.

2007-10-30 09:24:12 · 4 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 09:24:09 · 7 answers · asked by KittyKitty 2 in Polls & Surveys

for the kiddies tomorrow?

2007-10-30 09:24:05 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

My brithday is September 7, 1986. I was born at 1:03 PM in Coldwater, Michigan. My name is Sasha. If you could tell me if i will be married and when, kids, who my soulmate is...etc...thanks! :-)

2007-10-30 09:23:51 · 2 answers · asked by beyonce' 3 in Horoscopes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.

Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.

Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.

2007-10-30 09:23:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I came back to the computer to find out that 3 of my fans left. Can you tell who left and why?

2007-10-30 09:23:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 09:22:17 · 28 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 09:22:14 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

36in dd breasts,covered in warm belgium chocolate.....1inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream.....clean shaven minge framed by an open crotched leather thong.....moist salty clit smothered in blackberry jam......this is not ordinary porn this is M&S porn !!!

2007-10-30 09:21:10 · 14 answers · asked by lorraine x 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i need to know this. plz answer the question

2007-10-30 09:21:00 · 18 answers · asked by kelly-love x) 6 in Polls & Surveys