Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
Udder disaster!
What did the one tornado say to the other?
Let’s twist again like we did last summer.
What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
You make my temperature rise.
What happens when fog lifts in California?
UCLA!
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
My plop is bigger than your plop.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What did the tornado say to the other tornado?
You turn me on!
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Foul (fowl) weather.
2007-10-30 09:30:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol keep it up, you're on a roll
2007-10-30 09:34:47 · answer #1 · answered by loving life!!!!! 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-10-31 00:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Looks like you worked really hard on these. Good job.
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2007-10-30 16:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by Nola 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hehhe loving them lol.
2007-10-30 16:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol...i like the california one
2007-10-30 16:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by Emma 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 16:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha funny
2007-10-30 16:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by (; 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-30 17:15:20 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
excellent. i like it! have a star!
2007-10-30 17:17:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol *
2007-10-30 16:35:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋