A woman in a jewellers breaks wind bending down 2 look at a beautiful diamond ring. She looks round embarrassed, & sees the salesman standing right behind her. Totally professional, he says "Good day Madam, how may i help you?" hoping he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, what's the price of this lovely ring?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price"
2007-10-30
08:50:04
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