Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2007

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

2007-10-30 00:10:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-30 00:09:28 · 42 answers · asked by camorningsurfer 4 in Polls & Surveys

NunsSitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding
drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH. He
to himself, "this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the
car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front
seats and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't
understand,
I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should
know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger
to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit
exactly... Twenty-two kilometers an hour!" the old woman says a bit
proudly.

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her
that 22 was the highway number, Not the speed limit. A bit
embarrassed,
the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in
this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't made a
peep this whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off
Highway 189

2007-10-30 00:07:05 · 10 answers · asked by gangrekalve k 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-30 00:06:59 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to one of your contacts from Q/A ..

2007-10-30 00:05:23 · 14 answers · asked by mary 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you sleep in til when you don't have to get up for anything special?

2007-10-30 00:04:53 · 8 answers · asked by Paws 'n' Claws 6 in Polls & Surveys

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

2007-10-30 00:04:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-10-30 00:03:11 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

2007-10-30 00:01:47 · 5 answers · asked by giggles 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If you haven't driven one - have you ridden on one and with who? (Inspired by Marla - she got me thinking about the farm this morning). Morning friends. ♥

2007-10-30 00:00:08 · 42 answers · asked by tbm 4 in Polls & Surveys