Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2007

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

2007-10-30 03:04:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

She's romanian. How embarassing!! Please watch it all to laugh!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoBVdcadDxk

2007-10-30 03:03:30 · 9 answers · asked by calipornication 5 in Other - Music

2007-10-30 03:02:44 · 16 answers · asked by Thunderman9 6 in Polls & Surveys

A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. He told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," in which a small knob is placed on the top of the head that can then be turned to tighten up the skin whenever a brand new facelift is needed. Naturally the woman wanted "The Knob". Over the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. She remained young looking and vibrant. But after fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years everything has been working just fine. I've turned the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results. But now, I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes that just won't go away." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.." She said,
"Well then, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.

2007-10-30 03:01:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Here's my example - when I was growing up my Mom would always bring me and my brother over to her best friend's house and we would go trick-or-treating with her kids, who we were friends with. My Mom and her friend would stay back to give out candy to the kids there, and her friend would always have Kenny Rogers playing. So when Halloween comes around, I do think of "Monster Mash", but I also think of "Lady". (Yikes...THAT'S scary!)

How about you? Are there any non-holiday songs that make you think of certain holidays?

2007-10-30 03:01:22 · 17 answers · asked by Sookie 6 in Rock and Pop

Answer wisely

2007-10-30 02:59:24 · 22 answers · asked by staffybaby22 1 in Polls & Surveys

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN = BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER = MOON STARER
DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES = THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH = HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY = IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT = IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER

2007-10-30 02:59:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It's been awhile since hearing of her luck in being adopted into the Warbucks clan.

2007-10-30 02:58:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tell own them or Keep it to your self?



!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Check out this link after you answer. Thank You.
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2007-10-30 02:58:32 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

If yes,here's one:
Apple or orange?
Pink or Blue?
Computer or TV?

2007-10-30 02:58:03 · 29 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Polls & Surveys

Or do you prefer it to be non-flavored?

I like hazelnut and Irish cream coffee & Chai tea.

2007-10-30 02:56:15 · 18 answers · asked by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 02:54:53 · 23 answers · asked by Lady Fish 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 02:54:31 · 20 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 02:54:19 · 13 answers · asked by BigJake418 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm tired of his teasing me! I haven't been a virgin since I was 13.

2007-10-30 02:53:50 · 27 answers · asked by Mel Dogg 1 in Polls & Surveys

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.
The guy asks, ''What are you carrying?''

''Melons,'' the blonde replies.

''Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?''

The blonde giggles and says, ''If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.''

2007-10-30 02:52:44 · 12 answers · asked by stargirl_laura 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Miss Suzie had a steamboat. The Steamboat had a bell. Miss Suzie went to heaven and the steamboat went too ... Hello operator. Give me number 9 and if you disconnect me I will paddle your... Behind the frigerator there lay a piece of glass.Miss Suzie sat upon it and she broke her big fat... Ask me no more questions and tell me no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom pulling down their...
Then it says something about flies. This has been bothering me since I was about 8 because I don't know how it ends.

2007-10-30 02:52:09 · 14 answers · asked by Julianna 3 in Lyrics

I think of rockers breaking their guitars?

2007-10-30 02:51:44 · 6 answers · asked by Dots 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 02:49:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love that word !!!!!!

2007-10-30 02:48:55 · 18 answers · asked by Dots 4 in Polls & Surveys

Grrr.... It's so incredibly annoying. Has this happened to you before?

2007-10-30 02:48:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man goes to the doctor and says "Can you give me anything for my bowels?"

The doctor says "Why, aren't you regular?"

"Yes" says the man, "regular as clockwork every morning at 7 am"

"So, what's the problem?" says the doctor

"I don't get up until 8" says the man

2007-10-30 02:47:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-30 02:47:44 · 9 answers · asked by Boomchicka..? 1 in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-10-30 02:47:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 02:46:39 · 6 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6 in Polls & Surveys

I ate two potatoe and eggs tacos..nasty nasty but i didnt have time for anything else :(

2007-10-30 02:46:00 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

so you can get out before they start?

2007-10-30 02:45:32 · 5 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6 in Polls & Surveys

the one i have now is crappy (its kinda like a bootleg aveeno). how bout u?

2007-10-30 02:44:25 · 12 answers · asked by nybabyblu 6 in Polls & Surveys

A lion, an elephant and a chicken are discussing who is King of the Jungle.

The elephant says, "I only have to raise my trunk and bellow and everyone can tell that I'm King of the Jungle".

The lion says "I only have to roar, and everyone knows I'm King of the Jungle"

"That's nothing", says the chicken. "These days, I only have to sneeze and everyone sh**s themselves".

2007-10-30 02:43:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

couldn't help myself ...what would you put it on

2007-10-30 02:43:20 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys