A lion, an elephant and a chicken are discussing who is King of the Jungle.
The elephant says, "I only have to raise my trunk and bellow and everyone can tell that I'm King of the Jungle".
The lion says "I only have to roar, and everyone knows I'm King of the Jungle"
"That's nothing", says the chicken. "These days, I only have to sneeze and everyone sh**s themselves".
2007-10-30 02:43:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! ha! very good.....
2007-10-30 02:47:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Both wrong The king of the jungle is King Louis, both sit down and watch the jungle book to see i'm right.
2016-04-11 02:31:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, guess that makes him king of the jungle, pmsl
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2007-10-30 04:15:36 · answer #3 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 07:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chick's the king of kings!
*lol*
2007-10-30 02:46:31 · answer #5 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it pmsl very original xxxx
2007-10-30 02:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true and funny
2007-10-30 02:46:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good! i like it have a star!
2007-10-30 03:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
does it have a blue tounge as well, ha ha ha
starred
2007-10-30 05:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!star for you!
2007-10-30 03:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋