A woman in a jewellers breaks wind bending down 2 look at a beautiful diamond ring. She looks round embarrassed, & sees the salesman standing right behind her. Totally professional, he says "Good day Madam, how may i help you?" hoping he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, what's the price of this lovely ring?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price"
2007-10-30 08:50:04 · 17 answers · asked by MizKrazy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks! I enjoyed that and I will share it with my husband when he gets home.
2007-10-30 08:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same woman let another one go a few minutes later, she shouted at the sales assistant "stop that"
salesman said "certainly madam, which way did it go?"
2007-10-30 08:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by steve j 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 16:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha =]
2016-05-26 02:58:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 09:56:14 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2007-10-30 09:08:11 · answer #6 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Like it!
2007-10-30 08:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Ruscue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still good
2007-10-30 09:03:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahah goood one
2007-10-30 08:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by hahaha h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
side splittin.....gone for the needle and thread
2007-10-30 08:55:25 · answer #10 · answered by little devil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋