A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No," says the cop.
"What about all these other cars?"
"They didn't ask!"
2007-10-30 09:32:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one thanks for sharing. lol
2007-10-30 10:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 17:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha star 4 u
fantastic lol.
2007-10-30 09:41:27 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going
Stoner: 65?
Cop: 63!
Stoner: but officer isn't the speed limit 65?
Cop: Yeah....it is.
2007-10-30 09:36:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-28 02:03:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cop; do you realize you were doing 50mph
man ; i cant have ive only been out 10 minutes
2007-10-30 09:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 09:47:18 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-30 10:15:59 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
again you made me xxx lol xxxx
2007-10-30 21:17:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol *
2007-10-31 00:37:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!
2007-10-30 10:40:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋