Q: How many divorce lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3 - one to argue for the rights of the old lightbulb, one to argue for the rights of the new lightbulb, and one to argue for the rights of the light socket.
Q: How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: None. They're supposed to keep the President in the dark.
Q. How many Massage Therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, but they have to have candles and soft music to do it.
Q. How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None. They'd rather curse the darkness.
Q: How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sod you! That's the electrician's job.
2007-10-30 09:26:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one thanks for sharing. lol
2007-10-30 10:34:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe ....how many men does it take to change a light bulb ?
5. 1 to stand on the table,3 to turn the table around and 1 to guard round the corner just in case the electricity comes back ! * 4 U
2007-10-30 09:32:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, light bulbs.
2016-04-11 03:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many computers does it take to change a light bulb?
3 bananas!!!
2007-10-30 09:38:19 · answer #4 · answered by cbjbkd000 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-10-30 17:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im a carpenter and that last joke cracked me up cos that is soooooooo true
2007-10-30 09:30:17 · answer #6 · answered by moosey 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 09:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha good stuff.
2007-10-30 09:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good have a star!
2007-10-30 10:42:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-30 10:13:49 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol kudos for you
2007-10-30 09:28:20 · answer #11 · answered by loving life!!!!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋