How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.
2007-10-30 09:23:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Again very good, your on a roll yet again.
2007-10-30 09:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All related bad puns regarding farmers and a cowboy. Guess you just had to plant those on us, and see what crops up, eh? My what a fertile imagination you have for these type of corny jokes.
2007-10-30 16:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a couple were arguing over who brews the coffee each morning
the man said: it should be you, i always get up to go to work, why should i have to make the coffee as well
they continued arguing for about 10 minutes when
the woman says: wait! it says in the bible that the man should brew the coffee
the man scoffed and said show me!
so the woman got out the bible and turned to a page and pointed it said "Hebrews"
2007-10-30 16:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind as it hits the windowscreen??
His ar*e!
2007-10-30 16:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Shelley ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: Did you hear about the indian that drank 1,000 cups of tea ?
A: He drowned in his own tea pee
2007-10-30 16:27:13 · answer #5 · answered by Krista 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-10-31 00:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why didnt the chicken cross the road??
Cause he saw what happened to the hedgehog
2007-10-30 16:26:44 · answer #7 · answered by Lorna P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres one about beef.....
What do you call a cow that twitches?????
A: Beef Jerky.
lol ur jokes made me laugh so i thought i would contribute
2007-10-30 16:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by loving life!!!!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 16:52:07 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-30 17:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋