2007-10-30 09:27:14 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That his uniform DOES make his *** look fat.
2007-10-30 09:30:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Aren't you the cop who pulled me over the other day for driving a stolen car, no license and under the influence?
2007-10-30 09:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by Laughing with you not at you 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Catch me if you can!
I challenge you to a match...fat ***
When was the last time you were socked in the face by a drunk?
Proposition them in a sexual conduct! Ask them if they want to see what you have hidden!
I smoked pot with your mom and wife last night, then we had a threesome.
2007-10-30 09:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2007-10-30 09:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by If the mask fits... 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
What drugs? I threw them out a mile back.
2007-10-30 09:32:06 · answer #5 · answered by softkisses4707 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"dont look at my background records, dont check the license plate on the car, and whatever you do dont look in the trunk. im not wanted for being caught with drugs, theft, or homocide."
2007-10-30 09:35:35 · answer #6 · answered by Stacie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Come on Dude! Oh, I mean Maam!
2007-10-30 09:34:08 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Neutron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanna date
2007-10-30 09:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shut the **** up and lock ur self in a jail celler
2007-10-30 09:30:17 · answer #9 · answered by angry stewie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So I guess cops do eat a lot of doughnuts...
2007-10-30 09:30:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Do you know why I pulled you over? "- officer
"It depends on how long you were following me"- you :)
2007-10-30 09:31:42 · answer #11 · answered by Selina Kyle 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋