Some builders drove into their local timber yard.
One of the men walked into the yard office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The storeman asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.
He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."
"All right. How long do you need them?" asked the storeman,
The man paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
2007-10-30 09:34:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one thanks for sharing. lol
2007-10-30 10:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay, 2 stars (**) How about this one? Going to Hell An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. Don't worry about that", says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God", says the old lady, "now what is happening?" Not to worry", says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled so we can fit the halo." I can't do this", says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go there", says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized." "Maybe so", says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that".
2016-04-11 03:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 17:58:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,funny how this ....could be true !!! You wont believe what goes on in buiding sites,loads of wood there and I am not talking about materials !!!! *
2007-10-31 00:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the first person!
Green Bay All The Way!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2007-10-30 09:56:36 · answer #5 · answered by Cheeseheads #1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 09:40:37 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like this, i read it the other week but it was a paddy and murphy joke!
2007-10-30 10:38:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-30 10:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pmsl
2007-10-30 09:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, dats gd
2007-10-30 09:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know people like this!
2007-10-30 11:26:05 · answer #11 · answered by Charnee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋